Fug Madness 2009, Round 2 continued: Madonna bracket

(4) JOAQUIN PHOENIX vs. (5) VICTORIA "POSH" BECKHAM

So, here's my question: Do you think Reese Witherspoon looks at Joaquin Phoenix today and thinks, "Damn, that dude was completely method-smitten with me while we shot Walk The Line. I could have tapped that. I TOTALLY dodged a bullet there"?

Because really, whether he's faking it or not, who among us saw THAT coming? He's turned into the love child of a Bee Gee and Bruce Vilanch.

However, JQ here might have stumbled upon a solution to his appearance problems:

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